Walking against driving:
- If there is a road accident, you can probably walk around it and it will not slow you down
- You don't have to worry about speeding tickets
- You don't have to pay for parking - or even try to find a parking space
- You don't have to pay for petrol/diesel
- If there is a road accident, you can probably walk around it and it will not slow you down
- You can leave whenever you want to - you don't have to hang around the bus stop
- You don't have to sit next to someone who smells of last night's garlic
- You don't have to pay the fare
- It does not get too hot
- You don't end up sweaty at work
- You don't have to wear a helmet (which you have to here and is stupid)
- If there is a traffic accident you can walk around it and won't get delayed
- You wake up breathing fresh air
- You can enjoy the views of the water and the sunshine (except for 2 days a year when it rains)
- You get some unexpected exercise without noticing
- You get a nice sun-tan and blond hair
- You can easily stop off at the shop on the way home
Advantages to working in an office:
- You save on phone bills - just talk to whoever you want to talk to by visiting their desk
- You can apply your charm better if you are face to face and make people do things for you with a smile
- People can come and bother you when you don't want them to
- Your boss insists you have a desk phone (I have one now that I nicked from another desk - but it is not connected ;-)) - He did not say it had to be connected.
- People put things on your desk and expect you to read them . Just found out someone put 2 envelopes on my desk back in July giving me a $2,000 pay-rise... a bit of a surprise as I just found them today
- You collect papers (when I worked from home I did not have a printer - well, I had one but it did not have any cartridges in it)
- It is hard to pretend you are in a meeting
- You can't work from your balcony or your bed
- You have to dress in nice clothes every day
- You have to eat whatever yucky lunch you can get hold of - instead of cooking your own
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